Pennsylvania

• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel...what?but he was mocking me in public sir lol
• A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling...so thats were all the dust bunnies came from
• All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires...makes you wonder how they knew about the fires ahead of time *thinks*
• Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public...girls never bend over in short skirts!
• Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes...um that doesn't even make any sence
• By law, "watch stuffers" are unwelcome in McKeesport, Pa. Now, no one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else...are you a "watch stuffer" lol
• Carlisle: In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved....last winter i had to get 3 new cars
• Connellsville: One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist...yup i can't be gangsta
• Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish...wee lets go catch some fish Jethro
• Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents....um then why are they here
• In Bensalem, Pennsylvania it is illegal to race mufflerless go-karts after 6PM on Sunday...wee go-karts in the street
• In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth....i'm not sure how that happened
• In Hazelton, Pennsylvania, there is a law on the books that prohibits a person from sipping a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium...its just plain rude
• In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."...yup i'm sure that makes it offical that we are hicks
• In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags....paper or plastic?
• In the Mount Pocono region any group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot....they looked disgruntaled
• In York, Pennsylvania, you can't sit down while watering your lawn with a hose.
• It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding....damn but i wanted dad to shoot off the cannon at my wedding
• It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law....no comment
• It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.....get off there kitty!
• Millville: One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets. The sale of alcohol is prohibited....one needs the other, they go hand in hand
• Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk....wait until after kids
• Morrisville: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics...wow i actuly don't have anything for this
• Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays...religious holidays, even if your cars dies
• Newtown: Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents....why such an odd number?
• No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife...honey could you sign this?
• No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"..yup we have one of those
• Pittsburgh: It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car...jackass anyone?
• Ridley Park: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance...what retard got in trouble for that?
• Tarentum: Horses are not to be tied to parking meters...but officer i was just gone for 1 min.
• The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub....ooops i broke that law
• Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land....wow
• Witchcraft was first legalized in the colony of Pennsylvania....hmm
• You may not catch a fish with your hands....but i wanted to catch a fish like a real man!

well that concludes our segment of.....dumb laws in the state of pennsylvania.

thank you and goodnight